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Good Ambition
16th March 2006, 01:20 PM
Went into Virgin on payday, wanting to buy a few reggae cd's.

I goes up to the counter and goes, "You got anything by Mr. Vegas?"

"Yeh alright.....'ang on a sec"

Guy comes back and hands me a ELVIS PRESLEY cd! :mad:

So....I tries again (am persistent, see :bigwink: )

"You MUST have a bunch of Sly and Robbie?"

"Er, yeh, they're reggae, int they?"

Chav comes back to me with Rambo trilogy and friggin' "Let Me Entertain You!"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Alright, mate", "Have a look and PLEASE see if you've any Freddie Macgregor"

Chav shuffles off and comes back and sez...."Nah man, cos the only Scottish artists we have here is Franz Ferdinand, innit?"

By this time am LOSING IT good style..........one more try then.

"You surely have some Lady Saw?"

And guess wot? He comes back with a Madonna cd!

I just slaps me forehead and goes, "I said Lady SAW, not Lady bludy SORE!!!!

JEEEEEZ-THIS COUNTRY!!! :aagh: :aagh:

mozlongtime
16th March 2006, 02:38 PM
[quote="Good Ambition"]Went into a Virgin on payday, :eek: :eek:



So that's what ya do with your cash!!!!! :grin:


:smokin: :smokin:

Robinsduvet
16th March 2006, 10:18 PM
This really can't be true Imani co Chavs DON'T work :bigwink: :grin: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Nods
17th March 2006, 12:51 AM
:lol: ...........Whits the place comin to ??

ausiedeb
17th March 2006, 02:01 AM
:grin: :laff: :laff: :laff:

MAYBETOMORROW
17th March 2006, 04:42 AM
:grin: :grin: :laff: :laff:

Good Ambition
17th March 2006, 01:10 PM
[quote=Good Ambition]Went into a Virgin on payday, :eek: :eek:



So that's what ya do with your cash!!!!! :grin:


:smokin: :smokin:

I walked right into that, dint I Moz? :blush: :lol: (said the actor to the buxom actress)

Good Ambition
17th March 2006, 01:10 PM
This really can't be true Imani co Chavs DON'T work :bigwink: :grin: :laff: :laff: :laff:

.....this particular chav was on community service, Ang. :laff: