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Skirge, The Chef
16th March 2006, 09:21 AM
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog

said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed

to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you

wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's

okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make

your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women

will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the

most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second

wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,

"That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will

be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because

what's mine is his, and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the

richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd

like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers:

This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers:

Please scroll down.































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that

women never listen!!!

Lord F
16th March 2006, 10:16 AM
class :laff: :laff: :laff:

janice
16th March 2006, 10:58 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

breakfast with ali
16th March 2006, 11:09 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: sooooooo funny

ubs4me
16th March 2006, 12:34 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Skirge, The Chef
16th March 2006, 01:00 PM
So how many of you ladies read on ? :laff:

Debby2106
16th March 2006, 01:43 PM
So how many of you ladies read on ? :laff:

Me!! :laff: :laff: :laff:

After Tonight
16th March 2006, 04:31 PM
So how many of you ladies read on ? :laff:

And me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angel:

Melanie1234
16th March 2006, 08:36 PM
I read on too.... you know we don't like to be told what to do!!! :love: :love:

Reggae Girl
16th March 2006, 09:26 PM
:grin:

MAYBETOMORROW
17th March 2006, 06:14 AM
:grin: