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BRUMMY UB
25th February 2006, 09:32 PM
There once was a farmer who lived by a crick,

and early each morning he played with his-----

banjo in the moonlight with the lady next door.

You could tell just by looking that she was a-----

fine country lady with a fine country lass

and when she rolled over you could see her fat----

legs in the moonlight she walked like a duck.

She promised the farmer a new way to----

raise a fine family the girls would all knit

and the boys would be outside shoveling----

corn cobs and cabbages and they did it quite well

and if you don't like my story you can just got to ---
bed. :rolleyes:
poem 2
Mary had a canary, she also had a duck

She took 'em behind the kitchen door and taught 'em how to....

Fry a fish for dinner, fry a fish for tea

The more you eat the more you drink the more you wanna...

Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock

Up jumped jaws and bit him on the....

Cocktail, gingerale 30 cents a glass

If you don't like it, shove it up your..

Ask no questions, tell no lies

I saw a blind man doing up his...

Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse

I saw a doctor laying on his...

Nurse my child for he is sick

I saw a doctor sucking on his....

Dick Tracy's dumb like all the rest

I hope you liked my rotten rhyme

i tried my very best!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

JaxSA
25th February 2006, 10:13 PM
Ladles and jellyspoons,

I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about

On Wednesday, which is good Friday,

There'll be a men's meeting for women only

Entrance free, pay at the door

Take a seat and sit on the floor


:haha: :haha:

And Im completley shober xx

Reggae Girl
26th February 2006, 01:23 AM
I brought my girl a brand new dress with button down the front and every time I touched her dress, she swore I touched her......

Come right in sit right down help yourself to supper the man that plays with another man's wife is called a dirty........

Fetch your kids from school beat them with a whip before they know their ABC their playing with their.......

Private Jones PC bones bought a dog named Rolloxs while sliding down the Bannister's he paralyzed his........

Bobby light the candle, light this very minute Ma and Pa have Shit the beds and the kids are rolling in it.......:haha:

MAYBETOMORROW
26th February 2006, 11:50 AM
:grin: :grin: :laff: :laff:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
26th February 2006, 11:52 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

gaynorubfan05
26th February 2006, 12:43 PM
:laff: :laff: