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22nd February 2006, 11:16 AM
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a jockstrap.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

22nd February 2006, 11:56 AM
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22nd February 2006, 12:03 PM
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22nd February 2006, 02:14 PM
:love: :love: Lurve it!!!!! :love: :love:

22nd February 2006, 02:44 PM
The words hit, nail, on ,head spring to mind

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22nd February 2006, 07:00 PM
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:love: Jolene

22nd February 2006, 07:18 PM
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22nd February 2006, 07:46 PM
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Reggae Girl
22nd February 2006, 10:52 PM
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23rd February 2006, 03:47 AM
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Chicago UB Fan
23rd February 2006, 03:59 AM
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Hey.... no.... wait.... something isn't right.... it's a cold day in you-know-where before I'll surrender the remote control to my husband.... I'm the one notorious for surfing every commercial break...

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