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14th January 2006, 08:04 PM
A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something.
After viewing the damage, he radioed the farm for advice.

"Thereís a pig stuck in the radiator grille. Heís still alive, but heís kicking and squealing so much I canít get him free" he said.

"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the ícruiser thereís a pistol. Put it up to the pigís head and shoot it.
When its body goes all limp youíll be able to get it off the grille and throw it into the bush."

About 45 minutes later the farmhand called in again.
"I did what you said boss. I shot the pig in the head, he went all limp and I got him out of the grille, but I still canít go on."

"Why not?" asked the boss.
"Whatís the problem?"

"Well itís his motorbike ... the flashing blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

14th January 2006, 08:20 PM
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Jeana B
15th January 2006, 01:12 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :friends: :friends:

15th January 2006, 01:47 AM
:laff: ya funny bastard

15th January 2006, 02:21 AM
:grin: :laff: :laff: :grin:

15th January 2006, 02:36 AM

One Woman Man
15th January 2006, 06:20 AM
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terry :grin:

15th January 2006, 07:07 PM
:laff: ya funny bastard

:angel: :angel: :angel: WHO ME? :laff: :laff:

15th January 2006, 11:58 PM
:grin: :grin: :laff: :laff: