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ausiedeb
28th August 2005, 08:35 AM
The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven.

She takes off her top and says,
"Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm proud to own them."

St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks the Queen the same question.

She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.

St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged. She screams,
"What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting hygiene
act, and gets in, and I don't?!!!"

"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter,
"But a royal flush beats a pair any day."


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samantha M
28th August 2005, 08:42 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ausiedeb:



She takes off her top and says,
"Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm proud to own them."

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think i'd swap a place in heaven for the perfect pair...God obviously never thought of me when he distributed the goods... :D :D :D

BRIDMADHOUSE
28th August 2005, 10:12 AM
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Robinsduvet
28th August 2005, 11:09 AM
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silverUB
28th August 2005, 12:20 PM
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One Woman Man
29th August 2005, 12:20 AM
:D

MAYBETOMORROW
30th August 2005, 02:32 AM
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