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sweetsensation
20th August 2005, 01:18 AM
A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk?" Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Fluffy for a walk? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Fluffy over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Fluffy on the leash and only
go once around the estate.The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Fluffy? The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about
>>halfway around the estate,so another dog is pushing her home."

20th August 2005, 01:35 AM
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DANNY_ G
20th August 2005, 01:40 AM
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Rachel~B
20th August 2005, 01:54 AM
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ubs4me
20th August 2005, 05:41 PM
:)

One Woman Man
21st August 2005, 03:38 AM
:D

hennyverhey
21st August 2005, 01:54 PM
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Robinsduvet
21st August 2005, 05:15 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
22nd August 2005, 01:09 PM
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janice
22nd August 2005, 02:00 PM
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HOMEGROWN BOY
22nd August 2005, 02:10 PM
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sandyub404
23rd August 2005, 02:14 PM
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