View Full Version : Difference between men and women..

16th August 2005, 03:48 PM
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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16th August 2005, 03:50 PM
lol male bonding

16th August 2005, 03:53 PM
Butler, how many names u got for #7 :D

16th August 2005, 03:55 PM

16th August 2005, 03:58 PM
Lol Elaine - in my case they all in reverse, including number 1, I have no idea what thats called!


16th August 2005, 03:59 PM
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One Woman Man
16th August 2005, 07:07 PM

16th August 2005, 07:12 PM
So a Bra has a fastner !!!!

I`ve always wondered how you get `em off.. :confused:

Still you live an learn

16th August 2005, 07:17 PM
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17th August 2005, 10:34 PM
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