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2nd May 2005, 07:42 PM
Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they
do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes?????
Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

:)

STING
2nd May 2005, 07:44 PM
:D

sweetsensation
2nd May 2005, 07:55 PM
very true graemlins/smokin.gif

Rudie
2nd May 2005, 08:23 PM
graemlins/laff.gif luv the one bout the black box graemlins/laff.gif

elaine2005
2nd May 2005, 08:25 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jayney:
[QB]Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?

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Wish it would do a better job of that particular one.


Would save me a bomb on hair bleach and sunbed lotions.

:p

Dutchess
2nd May 2005, 08:41 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jayney:

Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?

:) <hr></blockquote>

Ican put on mascara with my mouth closed!! LMAO

UB40IB32
2nd May 2005, 08:45 PM
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ausiedeb
2nd May 2005, 11:29 PM
thats so true! :D :D

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MAYBETOMORROW
2nd May 2005, 11:35 PM
:) :)

UB40IB32
2nd May 2005, 11:43 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr> ausiedeb thats so true! btw, the 'black box' was invented by an aussie!..
heres another one...

how come when the BB is down for the weekend..
we have nothing better to do!
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that's because we're all loonies UBLOONIES :D

Robinsduvet
3rd May 2005, 12:28 AM
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sandyub404
3rd May 2005, 01:03 PM
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silverUB
3rd May 2005, 03:49 PM
I always think things like that graemlins/laff.gif

Jolene
3rd May 2005, 06:17 PM
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graemlins/love.gif Jolene

Jessica
3rd May 2005, 06:20 PM
:D

Ali's Girl
3rd May 2005, 09:17 PM
i cant putmy mascara on with my mouth closed. Iv tried but itnever happens.

alliluvsmusic
3rd May 2005, 10:13 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jayney:

Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?

:) <hr></blockquote>


Lmao they're all good but this one made me really laugh cause it's so true. graemlins/laff.gif