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Dutchess
2nd May 2005, 11:33 AM
>25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
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>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
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>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids Next door won't turn down the stereo.
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>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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>12. You don't know what time ! Taco Bell closes anymore.
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>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
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>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
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>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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>16. You no longer take naps from Noon to 6 PM!
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>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
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>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

MAYBETOMORROW
2nd May 2005, 11:37 AM
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ausiedeb
2nd May 2005, 11:41 AM
Thats a good one! 41yrs and only 50% grown up! :o

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Mick_f
2nd May 2005, 09:24 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by ausiedeb:
Thats a good one! 41yrs and only 50% grown up! :o

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Darn im younger than you Deb and just about all of them were me lol

SummerSunShine
2nd May 2005, 09:33 PM
:D

UB40IB32
2nd May 2005, 10:20 PM
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sandyub404
3rd May 2005, 01:05 PM
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*Cookie*
3rd May 2005, 05:58 PM
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silverUB
3rd May 2005, 06:11 PM
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Jolene
3rd May 2005, 06:11 PM
Well I'm 27 years old and only about half apply to me...guess I'm still not quite grown up yet ;)


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