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sweetsensation
24th March 2005, 11:14 PM
A middle-aged woman went to a Power City service counter and tells the salesperson she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The salesperson tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special".
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled salesperson ran away to get the manager. In front of a growing crowd of customers, the manager approaches the woman and asks, "Can I help Madam?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special".

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming

"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock,the manager pleads, "Madam please, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,


"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!!!

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

silverUB
24th March 2005, 11:24 PM
lmao graemlins/laff.gif

j59
25th March 2005, 12:04 AM
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love jx

Waltjo
25th March 2005, 12:24 AM
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MAYBETOMORROW
25th March 2005, 06:08 AM
:D :D graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif

Lou.B
25th March 2005, 10:00 AM
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*Cookie*
25th March 2005, 12:21 PM
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Robinsduvet
25th March 2005, 06:14 PM
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audrey1975
25th March 2005, 06:48 PM
bloody good one!!! graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif