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BRUMMY UB
22nd March 2005, 08:47 PM
paddy and his girlfriend Ciara as they had not been together for very long, he wanted to
surprise her.

After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike
the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied by his
sister he went to Arnotts in Dublin and bought a dainty pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same
time.

During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the
sister got the gloves and Ciara got the panties. Without checking the
contents Fergus sealed the package (with a kiss) and sent it to his
sweetheart with the following note:

Dear Ciara,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for my sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones
that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I
bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past
three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for
me and she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on
her. She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and
shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing
them. I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as
no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see
you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love Fergus

P.S. "The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
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Rudie
22nd March 2005, 10:48 PM
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sweetsensation
22nd March 2005, 10:55 PM
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kizzie
22nd March 2005, 10:57 PM
:D :D

lozza.
22nd March 2005, 11:12 PM
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ausiedeb
22nd March 2005, 11:29 PM
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The Prisoner
22nd March 2005, 11:49 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
23rd March 2005, 05:55 AM
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Cherry Campbell
23rd March 2005, 10:28 AM
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Robinsduvet
23rd March 2005, 04:21 PM
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Baldoki
23rd March 2005, 04:22 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Robinsduvet:
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The key
23rd March 2005, 04:23 PM
:D :D :D

UBLutwyche
23rd March 2005, 08:22 PM
I'm lmfao here.

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Dee Dee
23rd March 2005, 08:55 PM
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