View Full Version : IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY

6th November 2004, 09:59 PM
Once upon a time there was a nonconforming
sparrow who decided no to fly wouth for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he
reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice
began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in
a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and
crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought
it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and
defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to
breathe, he started to sing. Just then a
large cat came by and hearing the chirping,
investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the
chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily you friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

6th November 2004, 10:01 PM
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7th November 2004, 09:20 AM
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7th November 2004, 04:34 PM
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7th November 2004, 05:49 PM
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