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dkh
30th September 2004, 10:51 AM
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F**k him, He's only an egg."

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

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STING
30th September 2004, 11:25 AM
:D

rmd110900
30th September 2004, 01:06 PM
Here's another Daz,
MARY HAD A BYCICLE
SHE RODE IT BACK TO FRONT
EVERYTIME THE WHEEL WENT ROUND

and thats as far as i am going with that one.
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bluebell
30th September 2004, 01:21 PM
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CRAZY

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dkh
30th September 2004, 01:58 PM
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Sparkle_of_my_eye
30th September 2004, 02:17 PM
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champane
30th September 2004, 03:04 PM
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ooooooo my aint the nursery rhyms get better as we get older lol

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lady M
30th September 2004, 03:12 PM
:D :D
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Robinsduvet
30th September 2004, 03:57 PM
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*Cookie*
30th September 2004, 05:33 PM
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best i dont sing them to teddy

dkh
30th September 2004, 05:46 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by C00k1e:
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best i dont sing them to teddy<hr></blockquote>

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