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s n u f
19th August 2004, 12:07 AM
Mystery Bus
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

Mystery Taxi
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

Beer Coat
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

Beer Compass
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

Abra-Kebabra
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.

Monkey Bath
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!".

MAYBETOMORROW
19th August 2004, 12:13 AM
My beer compass doesn't always work!!!

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s n u f
19th August 2004, 11:01 AM
my compass has been broke for ages

19th August 2004, 01:03 PM
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Robinsduvet
19th August 2004, 04:34 PM
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SummerSunShine
20th August 2004, 12:48 AM
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