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s n u f
18th August 2004, 12:50 AM
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too.

DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside.

DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.

DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

LOOK OUT!: what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

OWWW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.

PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

STOREROOM: the distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

TEMPER TANTRUMS: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

THUNDERSTORM: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words.

WEAKER SEX: the kind you have after the kids have worn you out.

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house.

WHOOPS: an exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge".

MAYBETOMORROW
18th August 2004, 12:57 AM
:D :D :D

paulaw
18th August 2004, 01:03 AM
:D :D :D :D
Paula
xxxxxx

Ps. all of the above and many many more, fit both of my kids lol

Lara 1
18th August 2004, 12:16 PM
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Lara xx

Bart
18th August 2004, 12:27 PM
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STING
18th August 2004, 12:37 PM
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dkh
18th August 2004, 02:10 PM
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champane
18th August 2004, 02:10 PM
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so true

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sweetsensation
18th August 2004, 02:16 PM
Excellent, love it, all right too :D

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rmd110900
18th August 2004, 02:36 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh,
So true
:D :D :D :p
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BlokjeKaas
18th August 2004, 02:44 PM
:) :) :D :D :D graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif

Robinsduvet
18th August 2004, 05:24 PM
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Jolene
18th August 2004, 06:18 PM
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graemlins/love.gif Jolene

sweetcherrie
18th August 2004, 07:15 PM
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Big Love Jame.xxx graemlins/smokin.gif

j59
18th August 2004, 10:28 PM
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