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Bart
22nd August 2003, 03:34 PM
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles a day.
One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his "thingie".
So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left
sticking up.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world".

The other lady asked what she meant.

She said, when I was 20, I was curious about it.

When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

When I was 40, I asked for it.

When I was 50, I paid for it.

When I was 60, I prayed for it.

When I was 70, I forgot about it.


Now, I am 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach, and I'm too old to squat.

trina
22nd August 2003, 03:37 PM
LMFAO ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. Love It Bartman!! Lmao

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heru
22nd August 2003, 03:37 PM
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da lisa
22nd August 2003, 03:45 PM
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Loves,

Lisa

singerman
22nd August 2003, 11:03 PM
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Carlene Lydia
23rd August 2003, 10:29 AM
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s n u f
23rd August 2003, 11:35 AM
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love it

ForrestGump
23rd August 2003, 05:48 PM
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