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Jon
19th August 2003, 02:59 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

sweetsensation
19th August 2003, 03:50 PM
graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif very good, enjoyed those

Michelle graemlins/love.gif

da lisa
19th August 2003, 04:27 PM
Can asnwer one of them for you...

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? <hr></blockquote>

Because the light bulb would freeze and not work at all...

The rest? Haven't the foggiest...

Loves,

Lisa

j59
19th August 2003, 04:31 PM
:D
love jx

evt17
19th August 2003, 04:32 PM
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Oh yes !!!!

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Jon
19th August 2003, 04:57 PM
That dog one is funny as hell, because i tested it on Mikes dog, i was blowing in poppys face, and she was getting angry with me she started biting them chased me lmao :D

Yeah the bulb would freeze if the motor in the freezer stopped, but the heat from the motor and electricity would keep it safe, plus they would use a special bulb :p lmao

Jon

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Helena
19th August 2003, 06:57 PM
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s n u f
19th August 2003, 10:54 PM
my head hurts now :D

Carlene Lydia
20th August 2003, 10:48 AM
:D

Jon
20th August 2003, 11:45 AM
weeeeeeee LOL glad you guys liked them :D