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s n u f
28th June 2003, 01:51 PM
> > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
> > over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
> > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> > questions:
> >
> > If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
> > as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
> > 26
> >
> > Then:
> >
> > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> >
> > and,
> >
> > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> >
> > But,
> >
> > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> >
> > And,
> >
> > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> > 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> >
> > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
> >
> > A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> >
> > So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While,
> > Hardwork and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you
> > there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

jacqueliene.
28th June 2003, 02:21 PM
ass kissing :roll:

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Jon
28th June 2003, 03:16 PM
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Carlene Lydia
30th June 2003, 11:20 AM
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Edwin
30th June 2003, 11:34 AM
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Nice

sweetsensation
30th June 2003, 11:54 AM
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