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mozlongtime
3rd May 2003, 05:23 AM
A Girl's prayer:
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Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who''s not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won''t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won''t be annoyed.
One that pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask "How big''s my behind?"
One who'll make love 'til my whole body''s twitchin'',
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.

Amen.


A Boy's Prayer:
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Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.

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Carlene Lydia
3rd May 2003, 09:38 AM
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Doktor X
14th October 2004, 12:24 PM
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lady M
14th October 2004, 02:11 PM
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bluebell
14th October 2004, 02:56 PM
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14th October 2004, 11:20 PM
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KuUaLoHa_2004
15th October 2004, 09:34 AM
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