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Rudie
8th April 2003, 10:42 PM
1.I`ve smoked fatter joints than that

2.Ahhhhh,it`s so cute

3.Why dont we just cuddle?

4.You know they have surgery to fix that

5. Make it dance

6.Can i paint a smiley face on it?

7.Wow,and your feet are so big

8.It`s ok,we`ll work around it

9.Will it squeak if i squeeze it?

10.Oh no....a flash headache

11.(giggle and point)

12.Can i be honest with you....

13.How sweet,you bought incense

14.This explains your car

15.Maybe if i water it,it`ll grow

16.Why is god punishing me?

17.At least this wont take long

18.I never saw one like that before

19.But it still works,right?

20. It looks so unused

21.Maybe it looks better in natural light?

22.Why dont we skip right to the cigarettes

23.Are you cold?

24.If you get me real drunk 1st

25.Is that an optical illusion?

26.What is that?

27.Its a good thing you have so many other talents

28.Does it come with an air pump?

29.So this is why you`re supposed to judge people on personality

30.I guess this makes me the "EARLY BIRD?"

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[ 08 April 2003: Message edited by: Rudie ]</p>

swanie
8th April 2003, 10:45 PM
and where are the other ????
These are only 22
But I liked them
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j59
8th April 2003, 10:50 PM
:D

Rachel1673
9th April 2003, 02:15 AM
sorry a little late on the warning :roll:
i learned a few of those lessons the hard way a good while back :roll:
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Helena
9th April 2003, 08:24 AM
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Carlene Lydia
9th April 2003, 11:16 AM
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solitairee
9th April 2003, 11:17 AM
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dkh
9th April 2003, 04:01 PM
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kristy_likes2play
9th April 2003, 04:07 PM
I have one to add...........

Awwww how cute an extra belly button.

And yes i have said it!!!! i can say that the relationship didnt last very long after my comment!!

love ya all

kristy

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Jessica
9th April 2003, 04:36 PM
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limey
10th April 2003, 02:50 AM
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Taffy aka SuzieQ
10th April 2003, 09:50 AM
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