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Honey bee
17th January 2003, 11:10 PM
Some funny Quotes from the Wonderful World of Sports....

Alan Minter - "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."


Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."


Winston Bennett - "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."


Murray Walker- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."


Greg Norman - "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my Father and Mother."


Ron Atkinson - "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the premiership, but there are none better."


Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field "


David Acfield - "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."


Stuart Hall- Radio 5 live- "What will you do when you leave football
Jack? Will you stay in football?"


Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator- "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


US PGA Commentator- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife gives each of his balls a little kiss."

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Carlene Lydia
18th January 2003, 08:39 AM
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US PGA Commentator- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife gives each of his balls a little kiss."

these r classics honey...... luv em!!!

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Rachel~B
18th January 2003, 07:11 PM
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Rachelxxx

UB40-Fan
18th January 2003, 07:38 PM
I've got many qoutes from Murray Walker. The man is brilliant :D

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bothsidestory
19th January 2003, 02:43 PM
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sandy
24th January 2003, 02:34 PM
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hi honey b- are you a robert palmer fan by any chance ??????????
hope so !!
xxxx
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solitairee
24th January 2003, 02:36 PM
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WHERE DO YOU FIND UM!
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JEROEN.
24th January 2003, 03:07 PM
:D

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Tandycat
25th January 2003, 05:27 AM
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