View Full Version : Premature ejaculation...

Rat In Mi Kitchen
17th March 2002, 07:09 PM
...is the subject of this joke.

A man goes to the doctor about his premature ejaculation. The doctor says:
"Go and buy a starting pistol and keep it next to you next time you make love to your wife. When yo feel yourself about to come grab the gun and fire it. The sudden noise should frighten you and stop you from coming. Come back tomorrow and let me know if it works." So the man goes out and buys a starting pistol. That night he gets down to lovemaking with his wife and keeps the starting pistol by his side. They get into the 69 position and they're giving it all they've got. The man feels himself about to come so he grabs the pistol and pulls the trigger...

The next day he's back at the doctor's.
"Did it work?" asked the doctor.
"I did what you said. I went out and bought the starting pistol and kept it by my side. The wife pissed in my face, bit my knob off and the next door neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands up."

Rat In Mi Kitchen

Ub babe
17th March 2002, 08:00 PM
lmao!!!!!! :D

17th March 2002, 09:17 PM
LARA XX graemlins/laff.gif

18th March 2002, 02:52 PM
:p :p :p :p

Rat In Mi Kitchen
18th March 2002, 07:36 PM
A starting pistol won't cure mine!
Anyway handguns are banned in this country! I'd probably end up starting an armed siege if I did that!

Rat In Mi Kitchen

18th March 2002, 09:34 PM
Dave i'm shocked!

:D :D :D graemlins/bounceblue.gif

no, that's a lie... how ya doin?

Rat In Mi Kitchen
19th March 2002, 11:08 PM
Where've you been hiding Paula?
Anyway, its good to see you again!

Rat In Mi Kitchen