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Bart
26th August 2001, 12:12 AM
Please note that with the arrival of the new Drive Thruí Cash
point machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without
leaving their vehicles.
To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures
have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances,
i.e. MALE or FEMALE and remember them when you use the ATM for
the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to ATM
2. Wind down window
3. Insert card into ATM and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive away

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to ATM
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Restart the stalled engine
4. Wind down window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate
card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive
distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on
the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter PIN correctly
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Retrieve cash and receipt
16. Empty bag again to locate purse to place cash into
17. Place receipt in back of cheque book
18. Drive forward 2 metres
19. Reverse back to ATM
20. Retrieve card
21. Re-check make-up
22. Restart stalled engine and pull away
23. Drive for 3 to 4 miles
24. Release handbrake

NEPCHOON ROSE
26th August 2001, 12:28 AM
as a female of the species all i can say is .............ouch.

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once again xcellent as always bart-dude.

sardonicus_1
26th August 2001, 01:02 AM
many a true word....

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good one bart.

imported_flower
26th August 2001, 03:43 AM
well that Bart does not apply to me because i obviously cannot relate.
My chauffeur Geoffry drives me around.

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ok ok LAME sorry GOOD ONE BART
the way i drive id have to agree.

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singerman
26th August 2001, 09:06 AM
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swanie
26th August 2001, 11:26 AM
Very funny.
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Ghost
26th August 2001, 11:37 AM
Good one Bart http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif
Alan http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/king.gif

Kazzy
27th August 2001, 04:39 PM
Bart.....just watch it...... http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Accident of Birth
27th August 2001, 06:26 PM
Ahhhhh, drive through ATM! I wondered why ppl looked at me strangely when I parked my car and walked over to it!

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Wendy

Vallie
27th August 2001, 08:22 PM
You cheeky wotsit!!!!!!!!!!!!

very funny though!!!!!!!!!

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Vallie
xx

limey
27th August 2001, 09:55 PM
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