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imported_flower
10th July 2001, 02:21 AM
MEN
Here honey, you use the remote.

You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.

We never talk anymore.

WOMEN
Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being
"just friends".

Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out
how to get there.

I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer
dress.

trina
10th July 2001, 02:23 AM
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Soul Rebel
10th July 2001, 02:29 AM
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Respect 2 Ya

Mr Fix It
10th July 2001, 02:42 AM
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LadyLynne
10th July 2001, 09:29 AM
How very true
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alliluvsmusic
10th July 2001, 11:37 AM
Excellent flower and all too true! http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/biggrin.gif

limey
10th July 2001, 02:37 PM
Nice one

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It's My Delight
10th July 2001, 03:08 PM
I like it!!!

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Merlin
10th July 2001, 03:19 PM
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