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29th June 2001, 10:39 PM
Joke I heard from a busdriver in Jamaica....(I don't know if it's an old one, I'm not used to jokes in the english language)

"a kid askes his father one day:'Dad, what is politics?'
'His dad saŭs:'Well son, it's like a family....the mother is the management...the father is the government...the helper(housekeeper) is the working class and the babies are the people.....'
While hearing his fathers explanation the child still couldn't understand what politics was....so he went to bed and couldn't stop thinking about it.....
Suddenly his babybrother starts crying and crying and crying, but nobody went to see him, so the boy jumped out of bed and checked his brother, who had a diper full of shit....
So he went to his parents bedroom and saw his mother asleep...his father wasn't there so he went surching for him and found him in the kitchen being intimite with the helper....
The boy didn't know what to do so he went back to bed and the other morning at breakfast in the presence of his family, the boy said:'Dad, now I understand what politics are....'
So dad says:'Good, good, tell us...'
boy:'Now, when management is asleep, the government is ****ing the working class...and a whole lot of shit is coming out of that.....' http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Big love http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/love.gif Cindy

29th June 2001, 11:42 PM
love it cindy good one http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

30th June 2001, 02:18 PM
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6th July 2001, 05:21 PM
http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/bounce.gif this one is gr8

6th July 2001, 05:33 PM
LOVE IT lmao http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/love.gif to da SwEEt!

Soul Rebel
6th July 2001, 05:34 PM
Excelent Cindy http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Respect 2 Ya

biglove steve
6th July 2001, 06:41 PM
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