View Full Version : The dwarf, the horse and the speech impediment

22nd June 2001, 01:47 PM
This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says,
'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a
horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'

Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male
horse or a female horse?'

'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the
dwarf to show him the horses ears.

'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the
horse's xxx he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and
putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see
her wun awound!'

Soul Rebel
22nd June 2001, 03:05 PM
http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif Laff: http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif nice one http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/friends.gif

respect 2 ya

Mr Fix It
22nd June 2001, 04:49 PM
Nice One

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biglove lawrie
22nd June 2001, 05:42 PM
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22nd June 2001, 06:08 PM
Love it http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/square.gif

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Accident of Birth
23rd June 2001, 10:35 AM
Oh my god! That was so hilarious! Good one Col.

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23rd June 2001, 11:18 AM
that was sooooooooooo funny col http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/jester.gif
we larfed and larfed!! http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

andi & chris x

23rd June 2001, 11:27 AM
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23rd June 2001, 11:30 AM
Ughhhh gross but good http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif
Sandra xx

23rd June 2001, 03:03 PM
http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif Col that is worse than Bart's jokes http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif