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30th May 2001, 07:42 PM
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel
dies. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his
last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to
the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an
ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a genie... But this is
no ordinary genie.He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and a plaid sport
coat. There's a dog-eared little book in the breast pocket with a blue
cover. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear."Well, kid", says the genie.
"You know how it works. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for
this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust a car salesman!" "What do you
have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a
goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen.And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies."OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
Gold coins and precious gems "OK, kid, you have just one more wish.Better
make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says: "I
wish that no matter where I go beautiful woman will want and need me."
He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story? If a car salesman offers you anything at no cost,
there's bound to be a string attached.
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30th May 2001, 08:19 PM
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biglove steve
30th May 2001, 10:24 PM
http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif Nice one!! http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif