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Bart
30th May 2001, 05:27 PM
Lincoln are looking to next season and require sponsors... so far they not havng much luck....here is a list of those who submitted tenders.....

Pedigree Petfoods.........How can Lincoln have WINALOT on their shirts??

MILK MARKETING BOARD..........plenty of clots at Sincil Bank to work with

Richard Branson.....how apt.......VIRGIN for a team who always fail to score

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Sorry Rick http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

singerman
31st May 2001, 09:48 PM
hi neil, just found your post tonight! at least we got the best turf in the country, comes from all the shit we chuck on it on saturdays http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif and theres free onions at the ground to go with all the tripe we serve up... http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif hey mate if i wasnt used to losing i'd have given up years ago http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif
cya soon, rick.x

Bart
31st May 2001, 11:40 PM
I hear you don't announce the attendance at sincil bank you NAME them http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Heard on LincsFM there is a fault with the stacey west stand it faces the pitch

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[This message has been edited by Bart (edited 01 June 2001).]

singerman
1st June 2001, 06:56 PM
i give up at this, i can see youre gonna win, please keep em coming tho, it is a laff, rick.x

Kazzy
1st June 2001, 08:57 PM
Told ya singerman.... Bart has a bloody answer for everything.......


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singerman
1st June 2001, 10:48 PM
yep kazzy, but boston isnt famous for its footie team. with his stump, bart has the most impressive erection for many miles ... http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif rick.x

Kazzy
1st June 2001, 11:06 PM
http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/blush.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/blush.gif im saying nothing.. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Bart
1st June 2001, 11:58 PM
Yes kazzy I have http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Rick I went to sincil bank once and at half time said to the bloke next to me "HEY HAVE YOU GOT A PROGRAMME?"


Last week Lincoln were training with traffic cones,after 30 mins the comes were winning http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

singerman
2nd June 2001, 10:50 AM
the cones had all the luck, and the ref was crap, and we had loads of injuries..... http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Bart
2nd June 2001, 10:54 AM
You would make a good manager with all these excuses http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

Ref was crap,was it ogm ?? http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

I hear next season you are using a ball with a bell in it so your keeper knows it is coming http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

singerman
2nd June 2001, 10:36 PM
http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif kazzy was right, u always have the last say! ive run out but keep em coming, rick.x

Bart
2nd June 2001, 10:57 PM
Read in the echo the scouts were at your last game ........... 1st one next season the guides will be there

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Bart
3rd June 2001, 02:41 PM
Hey Rick is it true your keeper is named dracula?? Any sign of a cross he faints
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singerman
4th June 2001, 08:08 PM
goalie? never noticed we had a goalie before......... http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Bart
4th June 2001, 08:29 PM
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Yeah apparently his gloves are not made by Umbro but by Teflon


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singerman
5th June 2001, 07:08 PM
but how did they get the teflon to stick on the gloves? http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Bart
5th June 2001, 07:13 PM
Well at least he has something in common with Michael Jackson he wears gloves for no apparent reason too http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif