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ogm
29th May 2001, 07:00 PM
a bloke takes his dog to the vet and he declares it dead. the bloke says he wants a second opinion, so the vet calls in his labrador, who after looking at the dog shakes his head and the vet says see he's dead. the bloke says i'm sorry but i'm still not convinced, so the vet called his tabby and he looked over it and shook his head and the vet said see thats three opinions you had now do you believe me.
the bloke says ok i have to admit i never doubted you but had to be sure, how much do i owe you. the vet answered &150, the bloke says thats a bit steep, you only looked at him and announced him dead.
the vet said i know but it's 30 for me 50 for the LAB tests, and 70 for the CAT scan!!!!!!

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[This message has been edited by ogm (edited 29 May 2001).]

mrrizla
29th May 2001, 07:05 PM
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Mr Fix It
29th May 2001, 10:44 PM
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tylerina
30th May 2001, 12:23 AM
Very funny ogm!!Made me LOL!! http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

It's My Delight
30th May 2001, 07:44 AM
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Neonhaze
30th May 2001, 05:15 PM
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biglove lawrie
30th May 2001, 07:42 PM
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Vallie
31st May 2001, 08:36 PM
Excellent one!!!!

(from someone who has a lab and a cat, perhaps I should hire them out!!!) http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Vallie
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Noodle
6th June 2001, 05:46 PM
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anto
7th June 2001, 01:20 AM
nice one mate