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24th May 2001, 09:42 PM
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
May I see your driver's license?
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my5th Drink Driving conviction.
May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
It's not my car. I stole it.
The car is stolen?
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
There's a gun in the glove box?
Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup.The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector
approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Inspector: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Boot is opened; no body.
Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying ba**ard told you I was speeding too http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/bounce.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

28th May 2001, 04:43 PM
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