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22nd May 2001, 12:32 PM
There are two kinds of lawyers, those that know the law and those that know the judge


“Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.”

-- Anonymous


“When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;

When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;

When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.”

-- Lin Yutang


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law.

A great lawyer knows the judge.


For a good time, hire a hooker,

For a lot of time, hire my attorney.

-- Anonymous prison cell graffiti


22nd May 2001, 01:28 PM
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ha ha ha Very musical...

And very true


22nd May 2001, 06:07 PM
My ex was a lawyer.... i didn't stand a chance in the divorce court. :LOL: