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imported_col
20th May 2001, 07:42 PM
“Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
“It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch
"Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I 'm u pset, you moron!
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.]
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~MEN'S ENGLISH~
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you ?
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now.
"I love you too" = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe ! then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

LadyLynne
20th May 2001, 09:49 PM
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The Bone!!!!
20th May 2001, 10:14 PM
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Mr Fix It
21st May 2001, 01:05 AM
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mrrizla
21st May 2001, 07:56 AM
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reggae 1/john
21st May 2001, 09:06 AM
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swanie
21st May 2001, 09:57 AM
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