View Full Version : try this next time u get stopped by the police!

18th May 2001, 10:43 AM
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got caught Drink driving.
Officer: May i see the logbook and insurance for this vahicle?
Driver: It's not my car, I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right, but come to think of it, I saw the logbook in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir, That's where I put it after I shoot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the boot!?!?
Driver: Yes sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captian approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the logbook and insurance.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box, so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened: no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him, you did'nt have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot!!!!!

Driver: Yeah, I bet the lying bastard told you i was speeding, too

big love

18th May 2001, 11:09 AM
Love it Lyne nice one

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*tony ov brum*
18th May 2001, 11:21 AM
dont think it would work here in brum lynne they bang u up too quick sounds good though

reggae 1/john
18th May 2001, 11:31 AM
really enjoyed that.would be great to try it out.

all the best john
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18th May 2001, 12:45 PM
very nice http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

bubs smith
18th May 2001, 12:48 PM
haha ha ha ha ha/ that was really good. and funny!!!

johnny 2 bad
18th May 2001, 01:28 PM
nice one.. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif..,one up for the peeps..true you gotta get some justice somehow.. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif maybe give it a try sometime..J2b http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/beer.gif

18th May 2001, 01:59 PM
Good one...wonder if anyone one would have the balls to try it! http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

18th May 2001, 02:19 PM
Nice one Lynne, youve not told me that one before :smile:

18th May 2001, 05:33 PM
Nice one! It made me LOL.

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Have you tried? I think I couldn't.


18th May 2001, 06:07 PM
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18th May 2001, 06:18 PM
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biglove steve
18th May 2001, 06:59 PM
Good one Lynne.. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

biglove lawrie
18th May 2001, 08:05 PM
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19th May 2001, 01:51 PM
Hello Everyone,

The police force in Belfast would never fall for this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They open the boot first then ask for a licence!!!!!!!!!!!!!



20th May 2001, 12:39 AM

28th May 2001, 08:31 PM
Sorry Mirrizla.......

been there, done that http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif

Good joke through

big love



29th May 2001, 01:35 AM
very good i love it http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

29th May 2001, 04:46 PM
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