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mrrizla
14th May 2001, 06:42 PM
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with
the burglar who had broken into his house the night
before.

"You`ll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got
into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying
to do that for years!" http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/angel.gif

swanie
14th May 2001, 06:49 PM
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biglove steve
14th May 2001, 07:04 PM
Nice one!!.. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Neonhaze
14th May 2001, 07:25 PM
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LadyLynne
14th May 2001, 07:29 PM
Ilike it.
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The Bone!!!!
14th May 2001, 08:53 PM
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[This message has been edited by The Bone!!!! (edited 14 May 2001).]