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pris
11th May 2001, 06:08 PM
A guy wants to buy a head of lettuce, so he goes to the market and asks the clerk if he can purchase a head of lettuce. The clerk says "I don't think so!"
So the man says "Let me talk to the manager." The clerk says, "The manager is in the back." The clerk then proceeds to go to the back of the store to find the
manager. The clerk finds the manager and says, " There is some #%@& idiot up front who wants to buy a head of lettuce!" The clerk suddenly realizes
through his peripheral view that he was followed by the client, so the clerk adds, "and this nice gentleman would like to purchase the other half."

Vallie
11th May 2001, 09:02 PM
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biglove steve
11th May 2001, 09:23 PM
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DOC
11th May 2001, 11:47 PM
GOOD ONE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

A.T.B DOC

swanie
12th May 2001, 08:38 AM
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Neonhaze
12th May 2001, 09:27 AM
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mbg
12th May 2001, 09:38 AM
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andi x

The Bone!!!!
12th May 2001, 09:22 PM
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limey
12th May 2001, 10:51 PM
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anto
13th May 2001, 03:07 AM
very funny
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sweetcherrie
13th May 2001, 09:58 AM
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