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biglove lawrie
10th May 2001, 09:11 PM
A guy goes 2 see the doctor because he's got a problem with
massive go-nads. It's 25 inches long
and he can't get any woman to have sex
with him. The doctor says that there is
nothing he can do about it medically,
but sends him to a witch who he thinks
might be able to help. The witch takes a
look at the problem and tell's him to
go to a particular pond, deep in the
forest, and to talk to a frog who lives
there. "Ask the frog to marry you and
each time he says no, you'll be 5 inches
shorter."
Worth a try, he thinks, and dashes
down to the forest. He eventually finds
the pond and the frog.
"Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog,
The frog looks at him,
disinterested at best and calls back "no"
The guy looks down and sure enough
it's 5 inches shorter. Hey this is great
lets try that again. "Will you marry me?"
The frog roll's his eyes and yell's back again
"No"
The guy is down two 15 inches
well thats still abit excentsive, another
5 should do it. So he calls across again
"will you marry me?"
The frog shouts across look-how many
times do i have say it no, no, No.

mrrizla
10th May 2001, 09:31 PM
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The Bone!!!!
10th May 2001, 09:44 PM
Thats very good 4 some1 like u
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jumbo
7th September 2005, 10:45 PM
;)

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alliluvsmusic
7th September 2005, 10:55 PM
OMG the Bone lol and mrrizla!!!!

Memories like the corners of my mind. :D

MAYBETOMORROW
8th September 2005, 02:00 AM
:D graemlins/laff.gif

ausiedeb
8th September 2005, 03:23 AM
an oldie but a goodie ;) graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif

Aaron Otang
8th September 2005, 09:29 PM
;) graemlins/laff.gif

Rachel~B
8th September 2005, 09:35 PM
I'd like to know how old he was when he posted it lmfao... ;)

Aaron Otang
8th September 2005, 09:39 PM
he is 8 now lmfao graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif

Rachel~B
8th September 2005, 09:53 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aaron Otang:
[b]he is 8 now lmfao :D

hennyverhey
9th September 2005, 03:47 PM
poor guy graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif

paul hunt
9th September 2005, 06:34 PM
very good joke m8 ha ha ha :D

BRIDMADHOUSE
10th September 2005, 02:08 PM
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