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imported_col
5th May 2001, 10:32 AM
The Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang,
so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw
reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was
instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to
me." So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied:

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your butt."

michbee
5th May 2001, 10:54 AM
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Mich

Accident of Birth
5th May 2001, 11:51 AM
very funny, Col!

Wendy

It's My Delight
7th May 2001, 07:53 AM
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limey
7th May 2001, 02:41 PM
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mrrizla
7th May 2001, 06:51 PM
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Neonhaze
8th May 2001, 08:52 AM
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swanie
8th May 2001, 08:54 AM
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Noodle
8th May 2001, 07:35 PM
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caja
8th May 2001, 07:52 PM
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chris

Isabelle1
8th May 2001, 08:27 PM
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The Bone!!!!
8th May 2001, 08:51 PM
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The Bone!!!!
8th May 2001, 08:53 PM
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