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mrrizla
5th May 2001, 09:18 AM
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg enough in the confines of her skirt.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg enough to make the step.

With another little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and still unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch me?! I don't even know you!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends." http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

have a great bank holiday weekend all http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/beer.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/smokin.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/beer.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

michbee
5th May 2001, 10:55 AM
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Mich

Accident of Birth
5th May 2001, 11:50 AM
good one!

Wendy

jumbo
5th May 2001, 05:53 PM
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swanie
5th May 2001, 06:29 PM
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biglove steve
6th May 2001, 12:31 AM
Tee-Hee!!! Good one........:-)

Mr Fix It
6th May 2001, 02:13 AM
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limey
7th May 2001, 02:45 PM
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Neonhaze
8th May 2001, 08:53 AM
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ratcatcher
11th March 2005, 08:18 PM
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ausiedeb
12th March 2005, 01:41 AM
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Robinsduvet
12th March 2005, 04:35 AM
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