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Accident of Birth
4th May 2001, 08:09 PM
THE BOOK OF BEING OLD

Chapter 1
Games For When We are Older
1) Sag, You're It
2)Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
3)20 Questions shouted into your Good Ear
4)Kick the Bucket
5)Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend
Over
6)Doc Goose
7)Simon Says Something Incoherent
8)Hide and Go Pee
9)Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10) Musical Recliners

Chapter Two
"OLD" is When...

Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love and you answer,
"Honey, I can't do both!"

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"An All Nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Enjoy.

Wendy

biglove steve
4th May 2001, 08:22 PM
......Tee-Hee..Wendy...like them..think i will have a go at musical recliners...ha-ha...

anto
5th May 2001, 01:39 AM
love it wendy
very funny
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It's My Delight
5th May 2001, 07:34 AM
I loved them Wendy, very funny http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

Jo

mrrizla
5th May 2001, 09:03 AM
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michbee
5th May 2001, 10:56 AM
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Mich

swanie
10th May 2001, 06:35 AM
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mbg
10th May 2001, 07:34 AM
they are good jokes wendy!

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The Bone!!!!
12th May 2001, 09:18 PM
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limey
12th May 2001, 11:00 PM
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12th May 2001, 11:36 PM
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sweetcherrie
13th May 2001, 09:57 AM
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