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Accident of Birth
3rd May 2001, 09:57 PM
How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call a boomerang that donesn't work?
A Stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled Milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka

Why does a Pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hats.

Thats' all...

Cheers,

Wendy

swanie
3rd May 2001, 10:01 PM
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Soul Rebel
3rd May 2001, 10:32 PM
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3rd May 2001, 11:25 PM
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4th May 2001, 12:57 AM
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4th May 2001, 09:23 AM
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4th May 2001, 12:44 PM
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It's My Delight
5th May 2001, 08:38 AM
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10th May 2001, 08:39 AM
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10th May 2001, 09:50 AM
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The Bone!!!!
12th May 2001, 10:11 PM
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