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mrrizla
2nd May 2001, 05:57 PM
Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding all day
when they stopped to take a rest.Tonto took the opportunity to place his ear to the ground and listen."Buffalo come,"he said.
"How can you tell?"asked the Lone Ranger.
"Face sticky,"Tonto replied. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/biggrin.gif

michbee
2nd May 2001, 08:21 PM
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Mr Fix It
2nd May 2001, 11:06 PM
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sweetcherrie
3rd May 2001, 04:20 PM
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The Bone!!!!
4th May 2001, 01:41 PM
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anto
5th May 2001, 01:42 AM
brillant
ha! ha!
nice one
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It's My Delight
5th May 2001, 07:32 AM
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limey
7th May 2001, 02:46 PM
OMG-UCK-GROSS but funny. http://www.ub40.co.uk/ubb/lol.gif

ratcatcher
11th March 2005, 04:08 PM
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Skirge, The Chef
11th March 2005, 04:14 PM
lolololololol
reminds me of 2 other tonto and lone ranger jokes...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto turn up at Fort High Ground to help out the Caverlery who are soon to be under attack by indians, the fort only has 30 soldiers in it and do not think they can hold the fort. Suddenly Tonto drops to the ground placing his ear to the dirt, he shouts out " 500 horses and 1000 indians approaching" the Captain in charge steps back with a jolt "amazing tonto I bet it has taken you years of learning and training to be anle to do that" Tonto replies "no captain I waS looking under the gate"

LOL :D old ones are the best

Robinsduvet
11th March 2005, 04:53 PM
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kizzie
11th March 2005, 07:11 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
13th March 2005, 09:31 AM
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