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mrrizla
25th April 2001, 06:18 PM
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a
drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking
on newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he
realized that his horse had been stolen.

The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun
into the air, caught it above his head without even looking,
and then fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse!"
he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back
outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did
back in Texas. And let me tell you, I don't wanna have to
do what I did back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

The cowboy had another beer, then walked outside to find
his horse was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride
out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say
partner, what happened in Texas anyway?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!" http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif

Neonhaze
25th April 2001, 06:47 PM
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biglove steve
25th April 2001, 07:12 PM
Tee-Hee!!..Good one that.......

caja
25th April 2001, 08:20 PM
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Isabelle1
25th April 2001, 08:41 PM
Verry Funny http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif

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sweetcherrie
25th April 2001, 09:34 PM
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limey
27th April 2001, 01:00 AM
LOL-love it.

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Jolene
11th December 2004, 04:07 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mrrizla:

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well arent these cute little laughing faces!!!


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Jolene
11th December 2004, 04:08 AM
ok that didnt work. I meant the cute little purple ones that laugh and stick out their tongues.


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Tell Me Is it True
11th December 2004, 05:11 AM
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*Cookie*
11th December 2004, 08:56 AM
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MAYBETOMORROW
11th December 2004, 10:17 AM
Nice piece of BB history brought back there Jolene!!

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johnny 2 bad
12th December 2004, 09:30 PM
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Dawnmaiden
12th December 2004, 11:28 PM
:D :D

Jolene
13th December 2004, 08:36 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dawnmaiden:
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Thats what I was trying to show everyone. Isnt it cute? This post is way old, I was just looking through some old ones and saw that cute little purple laughing guy. I want one! :D


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ratcatcher
27th May 2008, 03:05 PM
dumb joke.