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23rd April 2001, 07:48 PM
A sixty year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The
doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing
wrong with you. In fact, you might live forever; you have
the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was
your father when he died?"

The man responded, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he, and
is he very active?"

The man responded, "Well, he's eighty-two years old, and
he still goes skiing three times a year and surfing three
times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it! "Well, how old was your
grandfather when he died?"

The man responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished! You mean to tell me that you're
sixty years old, and both your father and your grandfather
are still alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The man responded, "He goes skiing at least once a year
and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that,
but my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he's
getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years, why would your
grandfather want to get married?"

The man responded, "Did I say he wanted to?"
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23rd April 2001, 08:15 PM
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23rd April 2001, 09:21 PM
Ha Ha!!!

Mr Fix It
23rd April 2001, 10:45 PM
Nice One

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24th April 2001, 05:29 PM
good one http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/laff.gif

biglove steve
24th April 2001, 05:49 PM
AH! good one MrRizla...like that...:-)

biglove lawrie
26th April 2001, 06:04 PM
good one

26th April 2001, 07:11 PM
Nice one http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif

3rd March 2005, 06:30 PM
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3rd March 2005, 06:36 PM
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3rd March 2005, 06:54 PM
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3rd March 2005, 09:18 PM
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4th March 2005, 12:18 AM
Another blast from the past! graemlins/laff.gif

4th March 2005, 12:33 AM
Good one...I LOVE those little purple laughing smilies the board used to have.

graemlins/love.gif Jolene

4th March 2005, 01:10 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jolene:
Good one...I LOVE those little purple laughing smilies the board used to have.

graemlins/love.gif Jolene<hr></blockquote>

yeah me too.....why cant we have them back???