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mrrizla
20th April 2001, 05:24 PM
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his
mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows
the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion,
"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all
household appliances come in white." http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/haha.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Neonhaze
20th April 2001, 05:51 PM
http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif

sweetcherrie
21st April 2001, 03:08 PM
;laff: http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Kazzy
21st April 2001, 05:14 PM
http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/laff.gif

biglove steve
21st April 2001, 09:09 PM
Ha-Ha...nice one MrRizla,,,,,

Vallie
22nd April 2001, 04:04 PM
Tehehehehehe
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http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif

ratcatcher
9th March 2005, 10:56 PM
another revival from the archives of the UB BB :D

Jolene
9th March 2005, 10:59 PM
aww I love the little yellow smiley stickin' out his tongue :D


graemlins/love.gif Jolene

MAYBETOMORROW
9th March 2005, 11:00 PM
:D :D graemlins/laff.gif graemlins/laff.gif

lozza.
9th March 2005, 11:02 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by rat catcher in the kitchen:
another revival from the archives of the UB BB :D <hr></blockquote>

strewth! this thread is 4 years old.......GERT graemlins/laff.gif

Waltjo
9th March 2005, 11:24 PM
Still funny though ;)

janice
10th March 2005, 11:25 AM
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STING
10th March 2005, 12:36 PM
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STING
10th March 2005, 12:37 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neonhaze:
http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.ub40-dep.com/ubb/lol.gif<hr></blockquote>


there's a new smilie in here? where did it come from? i want one!!!!

STING
10th March 2005, 12:39 PM
oh, i've just got it. only four years behind. i really like that laffin smilie that jumps up and down. can't we have one like that???? eh??? well???? :D

ratcatcher
4th September 2006, 12:01 AM
Nasty and sexist