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biglove steve
20th April 2001, 03:01 PM
Whilst on tour in the 60s, Michael Caine decided to break from his acting career
and took a job as Jim Morrisons Tour manager. Anxious to please, Michael
hires a dumb blonde prostitute to fufill Jim and the bands needs. Unfortunately for
Michael, The Who were playing at the same venue,.
After the show, the dumb blond stumbles into the wrong dressing room and starts giving
Roger Daltrey and the rest of his band energetic oral sex. Meanwhile poor Michael is frantic,
his band are not getting after show relief, and are looking rather uptight.
In an effort to remedy the situation Michael sets out to track down his missing blonde, and
eventually stumbles across her face down in Keith Moons lap, Angry and infuriated, Michael pulls
her off of Keith Moon and screams.. " You were only supposed to blow the Bloody Doors off""...


Sorry just had to share that with ya... Biglove..

sweetcherrie
20th April 2001, 03:13 PM
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caja
20th April 2001, 03:40 PM
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chris

mrrizla
20th April 2001, 05:15 PM
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Neonhaze
20th April 2001, 05:52 PM
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nyksta
20th April 2001, 08:27 PM
HA ha ha ha!!!!!xx

anto
21st April 2001, 02:39 AM
nice one steve
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Vallie
22nd April 2001, 04:12 PM
Excellent one Biglove!!!!

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ratcatcher
3rd March 2005, 12:40 AM
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MAYBETOMORROW
3rd March 2005, 12:48 AM
You brought that one out of the old vault rat catcher! graemlins/laff.gif

Baldoki
3rd March 2005, 01:10 AM
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jamesthomas24
3rd March 2005, 08:35 PM
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ratcatcher
24th June 2006, 07:59 AM
:rolleyes:

Bytheway2006
24th June 2006, 01:13 PM
You like the old posts don't ya Ratcatcher....


Cheers

John
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