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NEPCHOON ROSE
25th June 2005, 10:04 PM
1) As you have now won tickets……lots of people will want to kiss your ass , in any red light district in the uk that will cost you at least Ł30.00-40.00, and people on the bb will do it for nowt.


2) self-defence with dimished mental capacity is a good excuse to use in court, when you kill 10-15 people to get to the front.

3) you can get to see bt play with his horn in person ( come on champers…just think how many times you can use that in a sentence)

4) you can grab robin by the plectrum ( robin lovers take note----yeah duvet bird that means you)


5) getting to the front is a priority…….so it is proberly best to start queuing from yesterday….

6) yeah I am bored

7) find new and interesting ways to smuggle in a camera, in a body part you recently discovered while getting dressed to go to said affair.

8) learning to step over females or male ( or better still bodyslamm them out of the way

9) gentleman……be prepared as if your partner gets to the front and manages to shake hands. Touch or heaven forbid grope a member of the band…….you are never gonna hear the end of it……and chances are she may not want you to come with 10 feet of her ever again, while she utters the words “he touched me, I am never showering again”


10) Ladies please beware that situation number 9 can be reversed and if your man has a glazed look in his eye and mutters the same words “he touched me, I am never showering again”………you and him need to be having a really really long chat

;) :p

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Jolene
25th June 2005, 10:07 PM
:D


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monie
25th June 2005, 10:09 PM
:D :D

Nicola R
25th June 2005, 10:17 PM
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I LUV IT NEP............
Think u ought to write a book ....

Just Bianca
25th June 2005, 10:18 PM
since you mensioned number 4 NOW I AM JALOUS OF ALL THE WINNERS :D :D :D

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Robinsduvet
25th June 2005, 10:20 PM
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Just Bianca
25th June 2005, 10:22 PM
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*Cookie*
25th June 2005, 10:55 PM
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richs survial tips are ,
you do what ya gotta do at the gig, il be in the pole dancing bar, see ya after!!!

Anniemg
25th June 2005, 11:38 PM
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singerman
26th June 2005, 12:52 AM
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MAYBETOMORROW
26th June 2005, 09:34 AM
Well said Nep! :D graemlins/laff.gif

UB40IB32
26th June 2005, 09:45 AM
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really like #4 but is there nothing else than a plectrum to grab graemlins/bigwink.gif

janice
26th June 2005, 09:46 AM
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After Tonight
26th June 2005, 12:51 PM
:D :roll:

Skirge, The Chef
26th June 2005, 12:54 PM
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SoN
26th June 2005, 01:26 PM
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janicerose
26th June 2005, 03:01 PM
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Helena
26th June 2005, 04:30 PM
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j59
26th June 2005, 04:39 PM
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love jx