Vallie

23rd March 2001, 08:02 PM

Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them is

known as Sister Mathematical and the other one is known as

Sister Logical.

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past half-hour?

Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15

minutes at the most. What can we do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk

faster.

Sister Mathematical: It's not working.

Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will

reach us in one minute.

Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You

go that way and I'll go the this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what

has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

Tell me what happened!

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't

follow us both, so he followed me.

Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he

could.

Sister Mathematical: And?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?

Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up

can run faster than a man with his pants down........

(And you thought it would be dirty! Say two 'Hail Marys...')

known as Sister Mathematical and the other one is known as

Sister Logical.

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past half-hour?

Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15

minutes at the most. What can we do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk

faster.

Sister Mathematical: It's not working.

Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will

reach us in one minute.

Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You

go that way and I'll go the this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what

has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

Tell me what happened!

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't

follow us both, so he followed me.

Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he

could.

Sister Mathematical: And?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?

Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up

can run faster than a man with his pants down........

(And you thought it would be dirty! Say two 'Hail Marys...')