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mrrizla
22nd March 2001, 10:42 AM
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."

His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"

The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal! 2 all."

The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and ****s in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"
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Rossy
22nd March 2001, 10:58 AM
Nice one GREAT! JOKE ...
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i will try and think of a fart joke for ye

Dubb
22nd March 2001, 11:41 AM
One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant patiently awaiting her date.
While waiting, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him. So the young lady bends down in her chair in order to
get a mirror from her purse. Then just as the waiter walks up, she accidentally farts quite loudly.
The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced, sure that everyone in the place had heard her. Quickly she turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop That!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady. Which way did it go?"

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sweetcherrie
22nd March 2001, 11:44 AM
Yet again 2 great jokes keep it up..lol
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paula1
22nd March 2001, 03:20 PM
Belter!!

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Gerrit
22nd March 2001, 07:18 PM
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ogm
22nd March 2001, 07:50 PM
a bloke chats a girl up in a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink she says yes and he says beer or champagne....the girls says well i think it will have to be champagne because champagne makes me incredibly horny....and i feel really great when i drink it and wake up feeling fine...besides that beer makes me fart
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michbee
22nd March 2001, 08:22 PM
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cazzy
22nd March 2001, 08:57 PM
that was great mrrizla, love it http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif