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20th March 2001, 09:33 AM
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.

"SPOT," called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.

Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one, go. "SPOT," she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.

"SPOT," shrieked the mother. "GET OVER HERE before he sh*ts on you!"

20th March 2001, 09:47 AM
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20th March 2001, 09:47 AM
Nice one i like fart jokes..
here is one you can say to the girls Mrrizla
Ask a girl if she has had a wee Robin red breast on her left shoulder..then ask her if she has had a wee Blue tit on her right shoulder..when she replys no ask her to open her mouth and say..I bet youve had a Cockatwo in there
rossy http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smile.gif

20th March 2001, 09:50 AM
Good one Rossy. http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

20th March 2001, 02:14 PM
liked it!!

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20th March 2001, 06:40 PM
nice 1 rossy http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

20th March 2001, 07:48 PM
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20th March 2001, 09:52 PM
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